Oppo After Dark, Is NSFW GIF Thread

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06/27/2014 at 23:54 • Filed to: nsfw

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Kinja'd!!! Bricks > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
06/27/2014 at 23:56

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wat?! no nudity? fo' shame!


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
06/27/2014 at 23:57

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Damn it now I need to go to a strip club.

You owe me $200


Kinja'd!!! Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
06/28/2014 at 00:04

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That last one caught me off guard.


Kinja'd!!! ly2v8-Brian > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
06/28/2014 at 00:06

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Vikings cheerleader. Probably a Halloween game


Kinja'd!!! Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
06/28/2014 at 00:21

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YOU CALL THIS NSFW? DISHONOR ON YOUR COW


Kinja'd!!! CRider > Manuél Ferrari
06/28/2014 at 00:49

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Let's just go to Vegas, they have better ones there. If we leave now we can be there by 2 AM


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > CRider
06/28/2014 at 01:46

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Haha true

I actually am at a strip club in Fullerton right now. Met this model that works here sometimes and she was working. We hung out once outside the place.

Told her about cars and coffee. She wants to go next time


Kinja'd!!! CRider > Manuél Ferrari
06/28/2014 at 02:01

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Man, if that doesn't say Porsche owner I don't know what does.


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > CRider
06/28/2014 at 03:06

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Hahahaha

Funny thing is that I did drive the Porsche and was glad I did. Because the rest of the parking lot was full of bimmers. The M3 would have been way too stereotypical. Noticed all the bimmers when leaving.

So this is the girl:

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Kinja'd!!! CRider > Manuél Ferrari
06/28/2014 at 03:28

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Don't start thinking you don't fulfill several stereotypes. You do.

Not bad. But what do you expect when you're literally picking them up from strip clubs in your Porshe(pronounced Porsh)?


Kinja'd!!! user314 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
06/28/2014 at 05:32

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Kinja'd!!! holdenbacktears > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
06/28/2014 at 06:18

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Jessica Alba in Idle Hands... Delicious


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > CRider
06/28/2014 at 14:44

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Haha true.

I dunno what I expect. I just have a weakness for sports cars and skinny blondes.

Went to C&C Irvine today and talked to a 26 year old guy who had his 458 there. Shit. I really want that car now. Must make it happen even if I have to sell all the German cars.


Kinja'd!!! CRider > Manuél Ferrari
06/28/2014 at 21:18

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Replace with 458

How the fuck does a 26 y/o get a 458?


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > CRider
06/28/2014 at 21:59

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That poster is awesome.

He said that he was homeless on skid row and then cleaned up and learned how to day trade. He says he makes all his money now from 3 to 6 month investments. He claimed to have bought his car cash.

Dunno if true but cool story if so.